SUCK IT, TREBEK.

It's no big deal in comparison to what's going on in the world. You know, there's George Bush, the war in Iraq, there's Avian flu and then there's a blowjob. You know what I mean?

Today I:
Got hit by a dude on a bicycle. Not hit on, hit. And it hurt. Like a bitch.
Had iced chai and a butter croissant and read a book outside of my favorite cafe (ugh hipster I need to stop).
GOT AN AIR CONDITIONER IN MY TINY SAUNA OF A BEDROOM. Thank you, father, for coming to my apartment and saving my life.
BOUGHT TICKETS TO SEE BON IVER IN AUGUST. SDKJFKSDJF. SLDFJKSLDJF. KLSDJFKDSJF. Sidebar: Bob Iver, I love your work.
And I did it all without even putting on a bra.

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Today I:

  1. Got hit by a dude on a bicycle. Not hit on, hit. And it hurt. Like a bitch.
  2. Had iced chai and a butter croissant and read a book outside of my favorite cafe (ugh hipster I need to stop).
  3. GOT AN AIR CONDITIONER IN MY TINY SAUNA OF A BEDROOM. Thank you, father, for coming to my apartment and saving my life.
  4. BOUGHT TICKETS TO SEE BON IVER IN AUGUST. SDKJFKSDJF. SLDFJKSLDJF. KLSDJFKDSJF. Sidebar: Bob Iver, I love your work.

And I did it all without even putting on a bra.