SUCK IT, TREBEK.

It's no big deal in comparison to what's going on in the world. You know, there's George Bush, the war in Iraq, there's Avian flu and then there's a blowjob. You know what I mean?

Math is the only place where I hear a person buying 60 watermelons.

shhmindy:

“Juan wants to buy 30 pounds of candy-“

“Jimmy, Jack, and Joanna want to split the fare to fly to Africa for the day—”

I had 10 chocolate bars. I ate 9 of them. What do I have now?”

DIABETES, MAYBE?

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