SUCK IT, TREBEK.

It's no big deal in comparison to what's going on in the world. You know, there's George Bush, the war in Iraq, there's Avian flu and then there's a blowjob. You know what I mean?

I’m interviewing for a pet photography job today.

TAKING PICTURES OF ANIMALS. HAS THERE EVER BEEN A MORE PERFECT JOB FOR ME? I hope I get hired so I can dramatically quit my current job. I will buy ten pairs of shoes with my discount then say FUCK YA’LL I’M NEVER COMING BACK.

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