SUCK IT, TREBEK.

It's no big deal in comparison to what's going on in the world. You know, there's George Bush, the war in Iraq, there's Avian flu and then there's a blowjob. You know what I mean?

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

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meulins-choice-ass:

A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds—the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys.

BITCH IT’S ALWAYS THANKSGIVING IN MY HOUSE

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brotoro:

film idea:
white girl with long brown hair is living in a dystopian society. she is different, though. she can punch things. she punches things and changes the world.

brotoro henrycvill w. 60,595 notes

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saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

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theyreoutofcontrol:

Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”

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stunningpicture:

Chinese doctors bowing down to a 11 year old boy diagnosed with brain cancer who managed to save several lives by donating his organs to the hospital he was being treated in shortly before his death.

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politicalsexkitten:

ethiopienne:

on today’s episode of me having feelings, a series of tweets about “anti-rape nail polish.”

Please read the article link above, cause it’s pretty spot-on with everything.

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