I’m at a coffee shop trying to work on my manuscript,
and there’s a huge table of dudes loudly trying to make fantasy football shit for the Super Bowl. I forgot my headphones at home. This is not okay.
It's no big deal in comparison to what's going on in the world. You know, there's George Bush, the war in Iraq, there's Avian flu and then there's a blowjob. You know what I mean?
and there’s a huge table of dudes loudly trying to make fantasy football shit for the Super Bowl. I forgot my headphones at home. This is not okay.
HOW AM I GOING TO DO THAT WITH A WATERFALL OF TEARS ERUPTING FROM MY FACE I DID NOT EXPECT TO HAVE SUCH AN INTENSE REACTION I WILL NEVER ... w. 4 notes
i’m listening to the head and the heart over and over again like it’s going to make me got to sleep and all i can do is keep crying I CAN’T STOP :(
I CAN’T EVEN MOVE I am legit just laying here covered in cookie crumbs BECAUSE GUESS WHAT I JUST ATE AN ENTIRE BAG OF THEM and NBC is still on it’s Dateline or something I DON’T CARE ENOUGH TO REACH FOR THE REMOTE I JUST KEEP CRYING?



stupid life ruining everything i want to go lay on a bed of nails and have an elephant sit on me and die WHY IS THIS REAL LIFE cosmic-comedy shimmeryshine w. 939 notes

this creeps me out it looks exactly like the street my apt is on Flickr / sergei24 luceros w. 504 notes
hair envy if my face wasn't shaped like a pumpkin i would cut my hair short vanessajackman.blogspot.com futurisms w. 279 notes

SCRIPPS HIS VOICE i want him and kevin spacey to alternate narrating my life is that too much to ask snowlullaby brilliantinemortality w. 225 notes
