SUCK IT, TREBEK.

It's no big deal in comparison to what's going on in the world. You know, there's George Bush, the war in Iraq, there's Avian flu and then there's a blowjob. You know what I mean?

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shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

and then when you leave work at 9pm you need a goddamn parka

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herwhisperisthe-jyp:

i had a dream that i was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like “wtf are u wearing?” and i said “it’s a crop top” i laughed so hard that i woke up

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tomhiddlston christophershane w. 170,091 notes

iwantasuperwholockurl:

theblackcatstirs:

shiningartifact:

ziusik:

thinly:


-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-Pineapple.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
-Pineapple.
-But sir-
-Pine. Apple.

CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG

PINE. APPLE.

LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.

If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does

malay: nanas

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pathogems:

jakeekiss:

abortionista:

hermiginnyharvelle:

Yooooooo someone buy me this [x]

OH MY GOD

Ok, that’s pretty good.

Oh wow i need itttttttttttttt

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hennyjones:

heavenlypost:

can the united states just chill for one day

Nigga the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake

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it’s like i’m living la vida without the loca

—my dad when my mom said we weren’t having pizza (via pemsylvania)

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redformans:

Dascha Polanco attends the 2014 iHeartRadio Music Festival at the MGM Grand Garden Arena on September 19, 2014

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Sleeping everynight next to Mona Lisa, the modern day version with better features.. ♫

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