SUCK IT, TREBEK.

It's no big deal in comparison to what's going on in the world. You know, there's George Bush, the war in Iraq, there's Avian flu and then there's a blowjob. You know what I mean?

I have a phone interview in 30 minutes I’m worried she’ll know I’m bathing in my own unshowered filth.

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I see a pair of those shorts walk into my store attached to an orange tinted white boy and I immediately point to the men’s Sperry’s. They’re that way, you pleb.

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flickerman:

perks of being undateable: you’re no one’s ex

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prongsmydeer:

Harry Potter AU where someone sees Harry in his cousin’s over-sized clothing with his underfed body and hears him casually mention the cupboard in which he sleeps and calls the fucking police

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flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

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kushandwizdom:

Everything Love

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that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

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